Lately my life has taken an unexpected turn. I've been down, I've been up and I've even gone a bit sideways with things. Despite the way things have gone, I've managed to maintain a bit of my humor and laugh every so often. It isn't easy, especially with the way my emotions have been. Today when I was checking the administrator portion of my site, I was greeted by this joke in my spam folder. Normally I delete spam from my site's spam folder without reading it, but for some reason I decided to read it today and found this little gem:
Oh To Be 12 Again…(Humor)
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.
‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down..
He then took her to a MC Donald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favorite sweets…………M&M’s.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
‘I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!’
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
I thought I'd share that with everyone in hopes it brought a smile or laugh.